The Roller Blade Seven
In a post-apocalyptic wasteland ruled by the evil Pharaoh, samurai warrior Hawk embarks on a perilous quest to rescue his kidnapped psychic sister. Armed with a katana and a Harley-Davidson, he must battle rollerblading gangs, murderous ninjas, bizarre mystics and other assorted freaks in a surreal world of skate-bound savagery, spiritual weirdness and low-budget lunacy.
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Top Cast
Scott Shaw
Hawk
Frank Stallone Jr.
Black Knight
Karen Black
Tarot
Don Stroud
Desert Maurader
William Smith
Pharoah
Joe Estevez
Saint O'ffender
Rhonda Shear
Officer Daryl Skates
Mark Richardson
Chopper
Selina Jayne
Spirit Guide
Roger Ellis
Stealth
Claudia Scholtz
Kabuki
Kenneth H. Kim
Utility Ninja
Ani Bilesky
Hawk's Bride #1
Liselotte Christiansen
Hawk's Bride #2
Sam Mann
Axe Man
Zona Jaguar
Onibaba
Madison Monk
Himself
Jill Kelly
Sex Metal
David Skinner
Mohawk
Jay Bechtol
Banjo Man
