
Celestino y el Vampiro
A bloodfat comedy
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
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Top Cast

Axel Anderson
Siegfried Von Krank

Jaime Hamilton
Celestino

René Monclova
Amigo

Eugenio Monclova
Nicolás el Vampiro
Amneris Morales

Yvonne Caro Caro
Vampirita
Carlos Meyners
Doctor

Rosabel del Valle
Intelectual rebuscada

Yamaris Latorre
Vegetariana
Idée Charriez
Víctima #1
Rosa R. Rocafort
Secretaria del doctor
Adolfo Espinosa
Taxista
Magaly Roldan
Amiga de Celestino
Myrna Cuevas
Líder del Colectivo
Beliza Torres
Miembro del Colectivo
Vera Soltero
Miembro del Colectivo
Ingrid Ramírez
Aprendiz del Colectivo
Marieli Durán
Ex-esposa
Amanda Nemcik
Víctima #2
Dominique Borrel
Recipiente de la serenata
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