Duck! The Carbine High Massacre
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School...
Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.
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Top Cast
William Hellfire
Derwin
Joey Smack
Derick
Erin Brown
Bible Girl
Lilly Tiger
Play Girl
Chris Perez
Car Kid
Henry Krinkle
Retard
Mikey Ovum
Spam Jock
Ryan Trimmer
Benchpress
Kendall 'Shorty' Ward
Afro-American
Marie Mazur
Song Girl
Mike Ronor
Goth Boy
Liz Bathory
Goth Girl
Michael Lema
No Info Boy
Jacqueline D'angelo
911 Dispatcher
Michelle Chard
911 Girl
Beef Hunkster
Teacher
Michael L. Raso
Young Derwin / The Police Chief
Stephen Harris
The Fathers
Pamela Anne
The Mothers
Larry Wellman
The Principal
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