John Thomson

John Thomson

Known for
Acting
Born
April 2, 1969 (age 57)
Birthplace
Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known For

Filmography

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Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night poster

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

TV · as Self - Team Captain · 1 ep

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Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton poster

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

TV · as Bernard Righton · 1 ep

2026
Nightborn poster

Nightborn

Movie · as Jon's Father

2026
Mog's Bad Thing poster

Mog's Bad Thing

Movie · as Mr. Bunce (voice)

2026
Break Clause poster

Break Clause

TV · as Alan · 6 eps

2025
The People Before poster

The People Before

Movie · as Knotweed Man

2025
Fackham Hall poster

Fackham Hall

Movie · as Bill

2025
Secret Life of the Auction House poster

Secret Life of the Auction House

TV · as Self - Narrator (voice) · 7 eps

2025
Art Detectives poster

Art Detectives

TV · as William Titchfield · 1 ep

2025
Celebrity Puzzling poster

Celebrity Puzzling

TV · as Self - Panellist · 1 ep

2024
The Gentlemen poster

The Gentlemen

TV · as Frank · 1 ep

2024
The 1970s: Those Were the Days poster

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

TV · as Self - Narrator · 2 eps

2024
Captivated poster

Captivated

TV · as Geoff · 1 ep

2024
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two poster

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2023
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy poster

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

Movie · as Self

2023
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa poster

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

Movie · as Self

2022
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs poster

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

Movie · as Self

2022
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More poster

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

Movie · as Self

2022
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After poster

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

Movie · as Plank

2022
Sister Boniface Mysteries poster

Sister Boniface Mysteries

TV · as Leonard Monk · 1 ep

2022
Dodger poster

Dodger

TV · as Farmer Grundles · 1 ep

2022
Best Year Ever poster

Best Year Ever

TV · as Self - Actor · 4 eps

2022
Celebrity Lingo poster

Celebrity Lingo

TV · as Self - Contestant · 1 ep

2021
Last Train to Christmas poster

Last Train to Christmas

Movie · as Vic

2021
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! poster

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

Movie · as Narrator

2021
Les Dawson Lost Tapes poster

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

Movie · as Self

2021
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown poster

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

TV · as Self - Contestant · 1 ep

2021
The Weakest Link poster

The Weakest Link

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2020
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases poster

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

Movie · as Self/Various Characters

2020
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years poster

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

Movie · as Self

2020
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases poster

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases

Movie · as Self

2020
Dog Loves Books poster

Dog Loves Books

TV · as Dog (voice) · 52 eps

2020
McDonald & Dodds poster

McDonald & Dodds

TV · as Jimmy Daly · 1 ep

2019
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped poster

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

Movie · as Narrator

2019
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story poster

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

Movie · as Himself

2019
7 Up & Me poster

7 Up & Me

Movie · as Self

2019
This Time with Alan Partridge poster

This Time with Alan Partridge

TV · as Joe Beasley · 1 ep

2019
Brassic poster

Brassic

TV · as Colin Popov · 2 eps

2018
The People's Vet poster

The People's Vet

TV · as Self - Narrator · 1 ep

2018
Celebrity Catchphrase poster

Celebrity Catchphrase

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2018
Shane the Chef poster

Shane the Chef

TV · 52 eps

2017
Dying Laughing poster

Dying Laughing

Movie · as Self

2017
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car poster

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car

Movie

2017
House of Games poster

House of Games

TV · as Self - Contestant · 10 eps

2016
Billionaire Boy poster

Billionaire Boy

Movie · as Len

2016
Grimsby poster

Grimsby

Movie · as Bob Tolliver

2016
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle poster

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

Movie · as Kevin Ruddock

2016
Caroline Aherne at the BBC poster

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

Movie · as Self - Presenter

2016
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit poster

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2016
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun poster

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

TV · as Self - Narrator · 388 eps

2015
Fungus The Bogeyman

Fungus The Bogeyman

Movie

2014
Northern Soul poster

Northern Soul

Movie · as Terry

2014
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled poster

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2013
Dementamania poster

Dementamania

Movie

2013
Pulp poster

Pulp

Movie · as Dave Burns

2013
Help Point poster

Help Point

Movie · as Stephen

2013
The Power of Darts

The Power of Darts

Movie · as Narrator (voice)

2013
Strange Hill High poster

Strange Hill High

TV · as Various (voice) · 26 eps

2013
Father Brown poster

Father Brown

TV · as John Banks · 1 ep

2013
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners poster

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

TV · as Self - Narrator · 44 eps

2013
Through the Keyhole poster

Through the Keyhole

TV · as Self, Self - Panelist · 1 ep

2013
Catchphrase poster

Catchphrase

TV · 1 ep

2013
Plebs poster

Plebs

TV · as Mr. Adolphus · 1 ep

2013
The Mimic poster

The Mimic

TV · as Nigel Lord · 4 eps

2013
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars poster

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars

TV · as Self - Contestant · 1 ep

2013
The Job Lot poster

The Job Lot

TV · as Kevin · 1 ep

2012
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas poster

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

Movie · as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

2012
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke poster

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

Movie · as Self

2012
BBC Comedy Feeds

BBC Comedy Feeds

TV · as Steve · 1 ep

2011
The Jonathan Ross Show poster

The Jonathan Ross Show

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2011
Sooty poster

Sooty

TV · as The Boss · 1 ep

2011
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip poster

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

TV · as Self - Participant · 1 ep

2011
The Lock Up poster

The Lock Up

TV · as Narrator · 14 eps

2011
Death in Paradise poster

Death in Paradise

TV · as DCI Chris Ricketts · 1 ep

2011
The Chase: Celebrity Special poster

The Chase: Celebrity Special

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2010
The Road to Coronation Street poster

The Road to Coronation Street

Movie · as Harry Kershaw

2010
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa poster

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

Movie · as Self

2010
Little Crackers poster

Little Crackers

TV · as DJ Geoff · 1 ep

2009
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley poster

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

Movie · as Bill (Flowerpot Man)

2009
Big Top poster

Big Top

TV · as Geoff · 6 eps

2009
Angela and Friends poster

Angela and Friends

TV · 1 ep

2009
Heads or Tails

Heads or Tails

TV · as Self - Contestant · 1 ep

2008
Inkheart poster

Inkheart

Movie · as Darius

2008
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong poster

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2008
All Star Mr & Mrs poster

All Star Mr & Mrs

TV · 1 ep

2008
Celebrity Juice poster

Celebrity Juice

TV · as Self · 3 eps

2007
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' poster

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

Movie · as Self - Narrator (voice)

2007
Skins poster

Skins

TV · as Sam Brooks · 1 ep

2007
Mobile poster

Mobile

TV · as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist · 4 eps

2007
Kingdom poster

Kingdom

TV · as Nigel Pearson · 6 eps

2007
Engineering the World Rally poster

Engineering the World Rally

TV · as Himself - Narrator · 6 eps

2006
The Dealer poster

The Dealer

Movie · as Bat

2006
New Street Law poster

New Street Law

TV · as Charlie Darling · 14 eps

2006
Ghosthunting With... poster

Ghosthunting With...

TV · 12 eps

2006
Waterloo Road poster

Waterloo Road

TV · as Nelson Smith, Nelson Taylor · 3 eps

2005
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit poster

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Movie · as Mr. Windfall (voice)

2005
Monkey Trousers poster

Monkey Trousers

TV · 7 eps

2005
8 Out of 10 Cats poster

8 Out of 10 Cats

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2005
The F Word poster

The F Word

TV · 1 ep

2004
Fat Slags poster

Fat Slags

Movie · as Foreman

2004
Blackpool poster

Blackpool

TV · 6 eps

2003
Appointment with Dr. Terrible poster

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

Movie · as Interviewee – Actor

2003
More Great Comedy Moments poster

More Great Comedy Moments

Movie · as Shopkeeper (archive footage)

2003
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy poster

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

TV · 40 eps

2003
The Terry and Gaby Show

The Terry and Gaby Show

TV · 1 ep

2003
Celebrity Mastermind poster

Celebrity Mastermind

TV · as Self - Contestant · 1 ep

2002
24 Hour Party People poster

24 Hour Party People

Movie · as Charles

2002
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway poster

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2002
Johnny Vaughan Tonight

Johnny Vaughan Tonight

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2002
A Tribute to the Likely Lads

A Tribute to the Likely Lads

TV · as Flint · 1 ep

2001
Station Jim poster

Station Jim

Movie · as Harold

2001
Dog Eat Dog poster

Dog Eat Dog

Movie · as Football Coach

2001
Murder in Mind poster

Murder in Mind

TV · as Alan Squires · 1 ep

2001
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible poster

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible

TV · as Sir Donald Tyburn · 1 ep

2001
Bill and Ben poster

Bill and Ben

TV · as Bill (voice) · 52 eps

2000
Born Romantic poster

Born Romantic

Movie · as First Cab Driver

2000
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

TV · 1 ep

1999
The Flint Street Nativity poster

The Flint Street Nativity

Movie · as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

1999
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show poster

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

Movie · as Self

1999
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right? poster

The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?

Movie

1999
It's Only TV But I Like It

It's Only TV But I Like It

TV · as Self · 1 ep

1998
Up 'n' Under poster

Up 'n' Under

Movie · as Stan

1998
The Fast Show Live poster

The Fast Show Live

Movie

1998
You Are Here poster

You Are Here

Movie · as Peter Keggy

1998
Ted & Ralph poster

Ted & Ralph

Movie · as Vicar

1998
Cold Feet poster

Cold Feet

TV · as Pete Gifford · 61 eps

1998
Roger Roger poster

Roger Roger

TV · as Barry · 8 eps

1997
The Man Who Knew Too Little poster

The Man Who Knew Too Little

Movie · as Dimitri

1997
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

Movie · as Mr. Loughborough

1997
Midsomer Murders poster

Midsomer Murders

TV · as Cooper Steinem · 1 ep

1996
Roger Roger poster

Roger Roger

Movie · as Barry

1996
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon poster

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

Movie

1996
Pond Life poster

Pond Life

TV · 20 eps

1996
Silent Witness poster

Silent Witness

TV · as DI Warren Bull · 2 eps

1996
Never Mind the Buzzcocks poster

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

TV · as Self - Panellist · 1 ep

1996
Saturday Live

Saturday Live

TV · as Cabbie · 1 ep

1995
The Young Poisoner's Handbook poster

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

Movie · as Nathan

1995
Fist of Fun poster

Fist of Fun

TV · as Pied Piper of Hamelin · 2 eps

1995
Crapston Villas poster

Crapston Villas

TV · 20 eps

1995
The World of Lee Evans poster

The World of Lee Evans

TV · as Customer · 1 ep

1995
Coogan's Run poster

Coogan's Run

TV · as Fat Bob · 1 ep

1995
Dangerous Lady poster

Dangerous Lady

TV · as Lee Ryan · 4 eps

1994
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

Movie · as Fat Bob

1994
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd poster

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

Movie · as Bernard Right On/Various

1994
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era poster

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

Movie · as Simon Joke

1994
The Fast Show poster

The Fast Show

TV · as Various Characters · 34 eps

1994
Pie in the Sky poster

Pie in the Sky

TV · as Andrew Vernon · 1 ep

1994
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge poster

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

TV · as Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Joe Beasley · 1 ep

1994
Ready, Steady, Cook poster

Ready, Steady, Cook

TV · as Self - Guest · 1 ep

1994
The Day Today poster

The Day Today

TV · as Treasurer · 1 ep

1993
Paul Calf's Video Diary poster

Paul Calf's Video Diary

Movie · as Fat Bob

1993
Shooting Stars poster

Shooting Stars

TV · as Self · 1 ep

1993
Harry

Harry

TV · as Royo · 2 eps

1992
The Weekenders poster

The Weekenders

Movie · as Policeman 1

1992
The Dead Good Show poster

The Dead Good Show

TV · as Various · 1 ep

1992
Blue Heaven poster

Blue Heaven

TV · as Waiter 2 · 1 ep

1992
Men Behaving Badly poster

Men Behaving Badly

TV · as Ken · 16 eps

1991
Paul Merton: The Series poster

Paul Merton: The Series

TV · 1 ep

1991
Soldier Soldier poster

Soldier Soldier

TV · as Sgt Dunn · 1 ep

1991
Murder Most Horrid poster

Murder Most Horrid

TV · as Daniel Hoffmeyer · 1 ep

1991
New Voices

New Voices

TV · as Mr. Jackson · 1 ep

1990
The Word poster

The Word

TV · 1 ep

1988
This Morning poster

This Morning

TV · as Self · 1 ep

1964
Top of the Pops poster

Top of the Pops

TV · as Self - Host · 1 ep