
John Thomson
- Known for
- Acting
- Born
- April 2, 1969 (age 57)
- Birthplace
- Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
Filmography

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
TV · as Self - Team Captain · 1 ep

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
TV · as Bernard Righton · 1 ep

Nightborn
Movie · as Jon's Father

Mog's Bad Thing
Movie · as Mr. Bunce (voice)

Break Clause
TV · as Alan · 6 eps

The People Before
Movie · as Knotweed Man

Fackham Hall
Movie · as Bill

Secret Life of the Auction House
TV · as Self - Narrator (voice) · 7 eps

Art Detectives
TV · as William Titchfield · 1 ep

Celebrity Puzzling
TV · as Self - Panellist · 1 ep

The Gentlemen
TV · as Frank · 1 ep

The 1970s: Those Were the Days
TV · as Self - Narrator · 2 eps

Captivated
TV · as Geoff · 1 ep

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
TV · as Self · 1 ep

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
Movie · as Self

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
Movie · as Self

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
Movie · as Self

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
Movie · as Self

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
Movie · as Plank

Sister Boniface Mysteries
TV · as Leonard Monk · 1 ep

Dodger
TV · as Farmer Grundles · 1 ep

Best Year Ever
TV · as Self - Actor · 4 eps

Celebrity Lingo
TV · as Self - Contestant · 1 ep

Last Train to Christmas
Movie · as Vic

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
Movie · as Narrator

Les Dawson Lost Tapes
Movie · as Self

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
TV · as Self - Contestant · 1 ep

The Weakest Link
TV · as Self · 1 ep

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
Movie · as Self/Various Characters

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
Movie · as Self

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
Movie · as Self

Dog Loves Books
TV · as Dog (voice) · 52 eps

McDonald & Dodds
TV · as Jimmy Daly · 1 ep

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
Movie · as Narrator

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Movie · as Himself

7 Up & Me
Movie · as Self

This Time with Alan Partridge
TV · as Joe Beasley · 1 ep

Brassic
TV · as Colin Popov · 2 eps

The People's Vet
TV · as Self - Narrator · 1 ep

Celebrity Catchphrase
TV · as Self · 1 ep

Shane the Chef
TV · 52 eps

Dying Laughing
Movie · as Self

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
Movie

House of Games
TV · as Self - Contestant · 10 eps

Billionaire Boy
Movie · as Len

Grimsby
Movie · as Bob Tolliver

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Movie · as Kevin Ruddock

Caroline Aherne at the BBC
Movie · as Self - Presenter

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
TV · as Self · 1 ep

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
TV · as Self - Narrator · 388 eps
Fungus The Bogeyman
Movie

Northern Soul
Movie · as Terry

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
TV · as Self · 1 ep

Dementamania
Movie

Pulp
Movie · as Dave Burns

Help Point
Movie · as Stephen
The Power of Darts
Movie · as Narrator (voice)

Strange Hill High
TV · as Various (voice) · 26 eps

Father Brown
TV · as John Banks · 1 ep

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
TV · as Self - Narrator · 44 eps

Through the Keyhole
TV · as Self, Self - Panelist · 1 ep

Catchphrase
TV · 1 ep

Plebs
TV · as Mr. Adolphus · 1 ep

The Mimic
TV · as Nigel Lord · 4 eps

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
TV · as Self - Contestant · 1 ep

The Job Lot
TV · as Kevin · 1 ep

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
Movie · as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Movie · as Self
BBC Comedy Feeds
TV · as Steve · 1 ep

The Jonathan Ross Show
TV · as Self · 1 ep

Sooty
TV · as The Boss · 1 ep

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
TV · as Self - Participant · 1 ep

The Lock Up
TV · as Narrator · 14 eps

Death in Paradise
TV · as DCI Chris Ricketts · 1 ep

The Chase: Celebrity Special
TV · as Self · 1 ep

The Road to Coronation Street
Movie · as Harry Kershaw

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
Movie · as Self

Little Crackers
TV · as DJ Geoff · 1 ep

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Movie · as Bill (Flowerpot Man)

Big Top
TV · as Geoff · 6 eps

Angela and Friends
TV · 1 ep
Heads or Tails
TV · as Self - Contestant · 1 ep

Inkheart
Movie · as Darius

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
TV · as Self · 1 ep

All Star Mr & Mrs
TV · 1 ep

Celebrity Juice
TV · as Self · 3 eps

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
Movie · as Self - Narrator (voice)

Skins
TV · as Sam Brooks · 1 ep

Mobile
TV · as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist · 4 eps

Kingdom
TV · as Nigel Pearson · 6 eps

Engineering the World Rally
TV · as Himself - Narrator · 6 eps

The Dealer
Movie · as Bat

New Street Law
TV · as Charlie Darling · 14 eps

Ghosthunting With...
TV · 12 eps

Waterloo Road
TV · as Nelson Smith, Nelson Taylor · 3 eps

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Movie · as Mr. Windfall (voice)

Monkey Trousers
TV · 7 eps

8 Out of 10 Cats
TV · as Self · 1 ep

The F Word
TV · 1 ep

Fat Slags
Movie · as Foreman

Blackpool
TV · 6 eps

Appointment with Dr. Terrible
Movie · as Interviewee – Actor

More Great Comedy Moments
Movie · as Shopkeeper (archive footage)

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
TV · 40 eps
The Terry and Gaby Show
TV · 1 ep

Celebrity Mastermind
TV · as Self - Contestant · 1 ep

24 Hour Party People
Movie · as Charles

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
TV · as Self · 1 ep
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
TV · as Self · 1 ep
A Tribute to the Likely Lads
TV · as Flint · 1 ep

Station Jim
Movie · as Harold

Dog Eat Dog
Movie · as Football Coach

Murder in Mind
TV · as Alan Squires · 1 ep

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
TV · as Sir Donald Tyburn · 1 ep

Bill and Ben
TV · as Bill (voice) · 52 eps

Born Romantic
Movie · as First Cab Driver
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
TV · 1 ep

The Flint Street Nativity
Movie · as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
Movie · as Self

The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?
Movie
It's Only TV But I Like It
TV · as Self · 1 ep

Up 'n' Under
Movie · as Stan

The Fast Show Live
Movie

You Are Here
Movie · as Peter Keggy

Ted & Ralph
Movie · as Vicar

Cold Feet
TV · as Pete Gifford · 61 eps

Roger Roger
TV · as Barry · 8 eps

The Man Who Knew Too Little
Movie · as Dimitri
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
Movie · as Mr. Loughborough

Midsomer Murders
TV · as Cooper Steinem · 1 ep

Roger Roger
Movie · as Barry

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
Movie

Pond Life
TV · 20 eps

Silent Witness
TV · as DI Warren Bull · 2 eps

Never Mind the Buzzcocks
TV · as Self - Panellist · 1 ep
Saturday Live
TV · as Cabbie · 1 ep

The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Movie · as Nathan

Fist of Fun
TV · as Pied Piper of Hamelin · 2 eps

Crapston Villas
TV · 20 eps

The World of Lee Evans
TV · as Customer · 1 ep

Coogan's Run
TV · as Fat Bob · 1 ep

Dangerous Lady
TV · as Lee Ryan · 4 eps
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
Movie · as Fat Bob

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Movie · as Bernard Right On/Various

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
Movie · as Simon Joke

The Fast Show
TV · as Various Characters · 34 eps

Pie in the Sky
TV · as Andrew Vernon · 1 ep

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
TV · as Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Joe Beasley · 1 ep

Ready, Steady, Cook
TV · as Self - Guest · 1 ep

The Day Today
TV · as Treasurer · 1 ep

Paul Calf's Video Diary
Movie · as Fat Bob

Shooting Stars
TV · as Self · 1 ep
Harry
TV · as Royo · 2 eps

The Weekenders
Movie · as Policeman 1

The Dead Good Show
TV · as Various · 1 ep

Blue Heaven
TV · as Waiter 2 · 1 ep

Men Behaving Badly
TV · as Ken · 16 eps

Paul Merton: The Series
TV · 1 ep

Soldier Soldier
TV · as Sgt Dunn · 1 ep

Murder Most Horrid
TV · as Daniel Hoffmeyer · 1 ep
New Voices
TV · as Mr. Jackson · 1 ep

The Word
TV · 1 ep

This Morning
TV · as Self · 1 ep

Top of the Pops
TV · as Self - Host · 1 ep