John Kassir

John Kassir

Known for
Acting
Born
October 24, 1957 (age 69)
Birthplace
Baltimore, Maryland, USA

Biography

John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the current voice of Scrooge McDuck since 2016, after the death of Alan Young. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Kassir, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known For

Filmography

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Hidden Dragon poster

Hidden Dragon

Movie · as The Fortune Teller (voice)

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Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse Christmas Special poster

Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse Christmas Special

Movie · as Scrooge McDuck

2026
The Barn Part III poster

The Barn Part III

Movie

2026
Minions & Monsters poster

Minions & Monsters

Movie · as Additional Voices (voice)

2025
If It Bleeds poster

If It Bleeds

Movie · as Chip

2024
Rockbottom poster

Rockbottom

Movie · as Rodney

2022
Hellblazers poster

Hellblazers

Movie · as Rick

2022
Minions & More Volume 1 poster

Minions & More Volume 1

Movie · as Coffee Shop Manager (voice)

2022
The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse poster

The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse

Movie · as Additional Voices (voice)

2022
Post Modern Minion poster

Post Modern Minion

Movie · as Waiter (voice)

2022
Butter poster

Butter

Movie · as Billy

2022
Bugs Bunny Builders poster

Bugs Bunny Builders

TV · as Pete Puma (voice) · 1 ep

2021
Sing 2 poster

Sing 2

Movie · as Additional Voices (voice)

2021
Flora & Ulysses poster

Flora & Ulysses

Movie · as Ulysses (voice)

2021
DOTA: Dragon's Blood poster

DOTA: Dragon's Blood

TV · as Vahdrak (voice), Guard (voice), Merchant (voice) · 2 eps

2021
Fangoria Chainsaw Awards poster

Fangoria Chainsaw Awards

TV · as Self - Presenter · 1 ep

2019
The Dog Days of Winter poster

The Dog Days of Winter

Movie · as Coffee Shop Manager (voice)

2019
The Springfield Three poster

The Springfield Three

Movie · as Narrator

2019
The Secret Life of Pets 2 poster

The Secret Life of Pets 2

Movie · as Additional Voices (voice)

2018
The Grinch poster

The Grinch

Movie · as Additional Voices (voice)

2017
And Then There Was Eve poster

And Then There Was Eve

Movie · as G. Alexander

2017
Despicable Me 3 poster

Despicable Me 3

Movie · as Additional Voice (voice)

2017
Merry & Scary poster

Merry & Scary

Movie · as Dagobert Duck (voice)

2017
The Emoji Movie poster

The Emoji Movie

Movie · as Additional Voices (voice)

2016
Smothered poster

Smothered

Movie · as John Kassir

2016
The Secret Life of Pets poster

The Secret Life of Pets

Movie · as Additional Voices (voice)

2016
Pete's Dragon poster

Pete's Dragon

Movie · as Elliot the Dragon (voice)

2016
12 Deadly Days poster

12 Deadly Days

TV · as Niko · 12 eps

2016
To Tell the Truth poster

To Tell the Truth

TV · as Self - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt" · 1 ep

2015
Minions poster

Minions

Movie · as Additional Voices (voice)

2015
New Looney Tunes poster

New Looney Tunes

TV · as Pete Puma (voice), Native American (voice), John / Janitor (voice), Pete Puma / Claude (voice) · 11 eps

2014
Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet poster

Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet

Movie · as Baker / Man in turban / Donkey driver / English tourist / Wedding guest / Fisherman / Policeman 2 (voice)

2014
Breadwinners poster

Breadwinners

TV · as Big Dumb Monster (voice), Toilet Monster (voice) · 1 ep

2013
The Smurfs 2 poster

The Smurfs 2

Movie · as Crazy Smurf (voice)

2013
Jack the Giant Slayer poster

Jack the Giant Slayer

Movie · as General Fallon's Small Head

2013
Monsters University poster

Monsters University

Movie · as Additional Voices (voice)

2013
Mickey Mouse poster

Mickey Mouse

TV · as Scrooge McDuck (voice) · 2 eps

2013
Rick and Morty poster

Rick and Morty

TV · as Blim Blam (voice) · 1 ep

2012
A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from Paradise poster

A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from Paradise

Movie · as Marco (voice)

2012
Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve poster

Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve

Movie · as The Cryptkeeper (voice)

2012
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles poster

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

TV · as Dark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice) · 1 ep

2011
Monster Mutt poster

Monster Mutt

Movie

2011
The Smurfs poster

The Smurfs

Movie · as Crazy Smurf (Voice)

2011
The Looney Tunes Show poster

The Looney Tunes Show

TV · as Pete Puma (voice) · 1 ep

2011
Halloween Wars poster

Halloween Wars

TV · as Self - Guest Judge · 1 ep

2011
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness poster

Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

TV · as Sai So (voice) · 1 ep

2010
DC Super Friends: The Joker's Playhouse poster

DC Super Friends: The Joker's Playhouse

Movie · as The Joker

2010
Nothing Special poster

Nothing Special

Movie · as Marty

2010
Hot in Cleveland poster

Hot in Cleveland

TV · as The Pope · 1 ep

2009
Race to Witch Mountain poster

Race to Witch Mountain

Movie · as Chuck

2009
Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey! poster

Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!

Movie · as Additional Voices (voice)

2009
Castle poster

Castle

TV · as Mr. Dreyfus · 1 ep

2008
Channels poster

Channels

Movie · as Walter

2008
Random! Cartoons poster

Random! Cartoons

TV · as Bone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice), Ice King / Fire Element (voice), Dugly Uckling / Kung Pao Bunny (voice) · 1 ep

2007
Adventure Time poster

Adventure Time

Movie · as Ice King (voice)

2006
The Wild poster

The Wild

Movie · as Additional Voice (voice)

2006
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical poster

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

Movie · as Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam

2006
Nick Picks Christmas: Nickelodeon Festive Tales poster

Nick Picks Christmas: Nickelodeon Festive Tales

Movie · as Raymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)

2006
American Scary poster

American Scary

Movie · as Himself / 'Cryptkeeper'

2006
Casper's Scare School poster

Casper's Scare School

Movie · as P.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)

2005
Dr. Rage poster

Dr. Rage

Movie · as Moe Moebius

2005
Avatar: The Last Airbender poster

Avatar: The Last Airbender

TV · as Chey (voice) · 1 ep

2005
Bones poster

Bones

TV · as Lawrence Melvoy · 1 ep

2005
Ben 10 poster

Ben 10

TV · as Zombozo (voice) · 1 ep

2005
Danger Rangers poster

Danger Rangers

TV · as Fallbot (voice) · 16 eps

2004
Soccer Dog 2: European Cup poster

Soccer Dog 2: European Cup

Movie · as Quint

2004
Rocket Power: The Big Day poster

Rocket Power: The Big Day

Movie · as Ray Rocket (voice)

2003
George of the Jungle 2 poster

George of the Jungle 2

Movie · as Rocky / Armando (voice)

2003
Far From Home poster

Far From Home

Movie · as Winston (voice)

2003
Joan of Arcadia poster

Joan of Arcadia

TV · as Mime God · 1 ep

2003
The Handler poster

The Handler

TV · 1 ep

2003
NCIS poster

NCIS

TV · as Perry Swan · 1 ep

2002
Ritual poster

Ritual

Movie · as The Crypt Keeper (voice)

2002
The Flintstones: On the Rocks poster

The Flintstones: On the Rocks

Movie · as Concerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)

2002
Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand poster

Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand

Movie · as Raymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)

2002
The Wild Thornberrys Movie poster

The Wild Thornberrys Movie

Movie · as Squirrel (voice)

2002
CSI: Miami poster

CSI: Miami

TV · as Farley Wheeler · 1 ep

2002
Kim Possible poster

Kim Possible

TV · as Additional Voices (voice), Commodore Puddles (voice) · 1 ep

2002
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius poster

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

TV · as Seymour / Student #3 (voice) · 1 ep

2001
Summer of Camp Caprice poster

Summer of Camp Caprice

Movie · as Winston (voice)

2001
The Job poster

The Job

TV · 1 ep

2001
Grounded for Life poster

Grounded for Life

TV · as Musgrove · 1 ep

2001
Philly poster

Philly

TV · 1 ep

2001
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy poster

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

TV · as Lord Moldybutt · 2 eps

2001
Samurai Jack poster

Samurai Jack

TV · as Scissorsmith (voice) · 1 ep

2000
The Three Stooges poster

The Three Stooges

Movie · as Shemp Howard

2000
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation poster

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

TV · as Hotel Guest · 1 ep

2000
As Told by Ginger poster

As Told by Ginger

TV · as Winston (voice) · 10 eps

2000
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command poster

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

TV · as Marl (voice), Evan Zarl / Snark / Zinko (voice) · 3 eps

1999
Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection poster

Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection

Movie · as Crypt Keeper (voice)

1999
The Glass Jar poster

The Glass Jar

Movie · as John

1999
The Amanda Show poster

The Amanda Show

TV · as Carl Klutz · 40 eps

1999
Rocket Power poster

Rocket Power

TV · as Ray Rocket (voice) · 119 eps

1999
The Brothers Flub poster

The Brothers Flub

TV · as (voice) · 52 eps

1998
An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island poster

An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island

Movie · as Scuttlebutt (voice)

1998
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World poster

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

Movie · as Meeko (voice) (uncredited)

1998
Jelly's Day poster

Jelly's Day

Movie · as Hargus

1998
The Wild Thornberrys poster

The Wild Thornberrys

TV · as El Gordita (voice) · 1 ep

1998
Charmed poster

Charmed

TV · as Alchemist · 1 ep

1998
Love Boat: The Next Wave poster

Love Boat: The Next Wave

TV · as Dmitri Shishtokovich · 1 ep

1998
Hercules poster

Hercules

TV · as Charon (voice), River Styx Ferryman (voice) · 1 ep

1998
CatDog poster

CatDog

TV · as Dunglap / Mervis (voice) · 132 eps

1997
Justice League of America poster

Justice League of America

Movie · as Ray Palmer / The Atom

1997
Johnny Bravo poster

Johnny Bravo

TV · 1 ep

1997
Team Knight Rider poster

Team Knight Rider

TV · as Plato · 22 eps

1997
The Visitor poster

The Visitor

TV · 1 ep

1997
Cow and Chicken poster

Cow and Chicken

TV · as Messenger / Asp (voice) · 1 ep

1997
I Am Weasel poster

I Am Weasel

TV · as Messenger / Asp (voice) · 1 ep

1996
Encino Woman poster

Encino Woman

Movie · as Jean Michel

1996
Bordello of Blood poster

Bordello of Blood

Movie · as The Crypt Keeper (voice)

1996
Spy Hard poster

Spy Hard

Movie · as Rancor Guard at Intercom

1996
Malcolm & Eddie poster

Malcolm & Eddie

TV · 1 ep

1996
Boston Common poster

Boston Common

TV · as Frankie · 1 ep

1996
Early Edition poster

Early Edition

TV · as Jersy Carpathian · 1 ep

1996
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House poster

Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House

TV · as Cryptkeeper (voice) · 5 eps

1996
Dexter's Laboratory poster

Dexter's Laboratory

TV · as Guy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice) · 1 ep

1995
Pocahontas poster

Pocahontas

Movie · as Meeko (voice)

1995
Monster Mash: The Movie poster

Monster Mash: The Movie

Movie · as Igor

1995
Casper poster

Casper

Movie · as The Crypt Keeper (voice)

1995
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight poster

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

Movie · as Crypt Keeper (voice)

1995
The Tale of Tillie's Dragon poster

The Tale of Tillie's Dragon

Movie · as Herman (voice)

1995
CyberTracker 2 poster

CyberTracker 2

Movie · as Tripwire

1995
Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery poster

Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery

Movie · as Buster Bunny (voice)

1995
Sliders poster

Sliders

TV · as Arnold Potts · 1 ep

1995
The Single Guy poster

The Single Guy

TV · as Maitre 'D · 4 eps

1995
Earthworm Jim poster

Earthworm Jim

TV · as Snott / Henchrat (voice) · 23 eps

1995
Brotherly Love poster

Brotherly Love

TV · as Cryptkeeper · 1 ep

1995
Star Trek: Voyager poster

Star Trek: Voyager

TV · as Gar · 1 ep

1995
Dumb and Dumber poster

Dumb and Dumber

TV · as Thug (voice), Vinnie / Tribesman (voice), Critic / Art Type (voice) · 1 ep

1994
Tiny Toon Spring Break poster

Tiny Toon Spring Break

Movie · as Buster Bunny (voice)

1994
Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights poster

Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights

Movie · as Haman (voice)

1994
Duckman poster

Duckman

TV · 2 eps

1994
Friends poster

Friends

TV · as Stanley · 1 ep

1994
Aladdin poster

Aladdin

TV · as Mukhtar (voice) · 2 eps

1993
Rocko's Modern Life poster

Rocko's Modern Life

TV · 1 ep

1993
Sonic the Hedgehog poster

Sonic the Hedgehog

TV

1993
Problem Child poster

Problem Child

TV · as (voice) · 13 eps

1993
Bonkers poster

Bonkers

TV

1993
Tales from the Cryptkeeper poster

Tales from the Cryptkeeper

TV · as Cryptkeeper (voice) · 39 eps

1993
Animaniacs poster

Animaniacs

TV · as Buster Bunny (voice, uncredited) · 1 ep

1992
Eek! The Cat poster

Eek! The Cat

TV · as Mittens (voice) · 46 eps

1992
Hangin' with Mr. Cooper poster

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

TV · as Photographer · 1 ep

1992
The Little Mermaid poster

The Little Mermaid

TV · as Rats (voice) · 1 ep

1991
The Horror Hall of Fame II

The Horror Hall of Fame II

Movie · as The Crypt Keeper (voice)

1990
Dream On poster

Dream On

TV · as Chuck · 1 ep

1989
FM poster

FM

TV · as Don Tupsouni · 13 eps

1989
Tales from the Crypt poster

Tales from the Crypt

TV · as Larry, Narrator (voice), Crypt Keeper (voice) · 1 ep

1989
The Simpsons poster

The Simpsons

TV · as Various Animals (voice), Donkey (voice), Possum (voice) · 1 ep

1987
Tour of Duty poster

Tour of Duty

TV · as Lenny Pilchowski · 1 ep

1987
Showtime at the Apollo poster

Showtime at the Apollo

TV · 1 ep

1985
Moonlighting poster

Moonlighting

TV · as Police Detective · 1 ep

1984
1st & Ten poster

1st & Ten

TV · as Zagreb Shkenusky · 67 eps

1983
No York City

No York City

Movie

1979
The Facts of Life poster

The Facts of Life

TV · 1 ep