Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer

Known for
Acting
Born
November 3, 1972 (age 54)
Birthplace
St. Petersburg, Florida, USA

Biography

Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine", is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor. In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel. He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life. He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on the All Things Comedy network. He is also the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura, and co-host of the Bill Bert podcast with actor and comedian Bill Burr.

Known For

Filmography

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Homecoming

Homecoming

Movie · as Bert

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Kill Tony poster

Kill Tony

TV · 1 ep

2026
Free Bert poster

Free Bert

TV · as Bert Kreischer · 6 eps

2025
Bert Kreischer: Lucky poster

Bert Kreischer: Lucky

Movie · as Self

2025
Untold: The Liver King poster

Untold: The Liver King

Movie · as Self (archive footage)

2024
The Roast of Tom Brady poster

The Roast of Tom Brady

Movie · as Self

2024
Dinner Time Live with David Chang poster

Dinner Time Live with David Chang

TV · as Self · 2 eps

2024
After Midnight poster

After Midnight

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2024
It's Florida, Man. poster

It's Florida, Man.

TV · as Roy the Guard · 1 ep

2023
Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle poster

Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

Movie · as Self

2023
The Roast of Bert Kreischer poster

The Roast of Bert Kreischer

Movie · as Self

2023
The Machine poster

The Machine

Movie · as Bert

2023
The Improv: 60 and Still Standing poster

The Improv: 60 and Still Standing

Movie · as Self

2023
Dr Phil LIVE! poster

Dr Phil LIVE!

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2023
New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash poster

New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash

TV · as Self · 2 eps

2022
The Jennifer Hudson Show poster

The Jennifer Hudson Show

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2021
AEW: Dynamite Awards poster

AEW: Dynamite Awards

Movie · as Himself

2021
Snacked poster

Snacked

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2021
Go-Big Show poster

Go-Big Show

TV · as Self - Host · 20 eps

2021
Last Meals poster

Last Meals

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2020
2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve poster

2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve

Movie · as Himself

2020
Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy poster

Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy

Movie · as Self

2020
This Is Stand-Up poster

This Is Stand-Up

Movie · as Self

2020
Best of Stand-Up 2020 poster

Best of Stand-Up 2020

Movie · as Self

2020
The Comedy Store poster

The Comedy Store

TV · as Self · 5 eps

2020
The Cabin with Bert Kreischer poster

The Cabin with Bert Kreischer

TV · as Self · 5 eps

2019
Straight Up Steve Austin poster

Straight Up Steve Austin

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2019
Lights Out with David Spade poster

Lights Out with David Spade

TV · as Self - Panelist · 1 ep

2018
Bert Kreischer: Secret Time poster

Bert Kreischer: Secret Time

Movie · as Himself

2018
Something's Burning poster

Something's Burning

TV · as Himself · 29 eps

2016
Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary poster

Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary

Movie · as Self

2016
Bert Kreischer: The Machine poster

Bert Kreischer: The Machine

Movie · as Himself

2016
Bert Kreischer poster

Bert Kreischer

TV · 4 eps

2016
The Loud House poster

The Loud House

TV · as Rip Hardcore (voice) · 1 ep

2015
Hot Ones poster

Hot Ones

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2014
Late Night with Seth Meyers poster

Late Night with Seth Meyers

TV · as Self - Guest · 1 ep

2012
Trip Flip poster

Trip Flip

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2012
Good Mythical Morning poster

Good Mythical Morning

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2010
Bert the Conqueror poster

Bert the Conqueror

TV · 26 eps

2010
Conan poster

Conan

TV · as Self · 2 eps

2009
Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb poster

Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb

Movie · as Self

2009
Surviving the Holidays with Lewis Black poster

Surviving the Holidays with Lewis Black

Movie · as Self

2008
Reality Bites Back poster

Reality Bites Back

TV · 8 eps

2008
Cinderella Story

Cinderella Story

TV · 6 eps

2003
Jay Mohr: My Turn poster

Jay Mohr: My Turn

Movie · as Bum on Street

2003
Jimmy Kimmel Live! poster

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

TV · as Self, Self - Guest · 2 eps

2003
Last Comic Standing poster

Last Comic Standing

TV · as Self - Comic · 2 eps

2002
Never Mind the Buzzcocks poster

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

TV · as Self · 1 ep

2002
The Shield poster

The Shield

TV · as Alfred · 1 ep

1999
The X Show

The X Show

TV · 1 ep

1993
Raw poster

Raw

TV · 1 ep